Now just look at this first photo and tell me, or tell yourself where the twenty foot board is. The board is a relatively huge 20′ 2by12. The truck is about 16′ long.

No. It is not on the other side.

Here it is. The 70 year old guy at the lumberyard said he never seen anyone do that before.

and those wire holders are double tied, with themselves and with another wire pinning the main ones knot. The wire is attached to solid metal that does not move or encounter moving parts while driving. You cannot tell, but the board is just like this in the first photo. OK. If you blow it up there is the slightest hint here and there.