LIVE TONIGHT ON THE INTERWEBS:—BATTLE OF THE TITANS!

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So tonight’s bout on the Interwebs features presidential frontrunner’s!

In the allegedly right corner;

John sixty nine gun MaCain, fasterest and longest draw in the west!

Willing to take a hundred years, until they act just like us, or all the oil is gone.

In the middle corner?;

Tag team of Big H Rodham and Wild Bill Clinton. Able to stand on each others shoulders to the hight of 11.5 feet! Sure to be a formidable opponent unless they lose balance, but with all their experience, how will that be even possible!

And slightly more to the left, maybe, corner, is the Oratory bomber from on high, The Mighty Obama. Sure to be an invincible fighter now since quiting smoking, to not look sleazy, representing hope. After all that hoping to, he finally did quit, and now he makes the other teams look, well, older and oldest! Yes he can! Make them look older!

Come gather round the big tent of false hopes and soon to be smashed dreams. Dare to be there!

Live tonight!

A fight to the finish. No holds barred!

Come one!

Come all, to the Interwebs.

Vote for your winner!

Gamble on your future!

It is only life at stake!

What have you got to lose!

The battle of the Titans!

Live on tonights top post!

No matter what statistics say!

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