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- A Movie Being Made Of Your Life ; No Really!
- Emma And The Angels
- America Falling Through The Memory Hole
- What I Don’t Need For Christmas
- Late December Skyscapes In The Southwest US
- Taxing Away Your Freedom!!! ; NOT!
- A Dark Side Of The Moon Christmas Reflection
- Christmas Christians Say No To Canadians?
- Sand Painting From the Ukraine ; What Fun!
- Tornado Videos on Land, Sea, Sand and Snow
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- A Movie Being Made Of Your Life ; No Really!0 –Creativity– The Artist You Are No Matter Who You Are . You Are The Star I should correct the title, by including that you will be the one writing your movie, and not some ghost or other writer. You will be narrating the plots storyline, doing the set production, including designing landscaping, rooms, buildings and even planets and qualities o […]benafia
- Emma And The Angels- = With presents gone, Emma settled beneath the Christmas tree to be comfy with the angels. - - -=================================== - Another cat has removed most of the ornaments one at a time, starting first with the Santa’s. Happy New Year! Posted in days journal, home photos, Life, pet cats photo, Photos Tagged: Between Christmas And New Years, C […]benafia
- America Falling Through The Memory Hole= America Falling Through The Memory Hole m Last night, Christmas night, there was much dog barking at what seemed like quite regular intervals, of approx 10 min spans. This had the feel of those times the “illegals” come by our neighborhood; when the Border Patrol seems absent. For some time I was aware of this holiday window [...]benafia
- What I Don’t Need For Christmas= Christmas No Wish List - I do not need an I-phone or anything like it. - Never had nor required a new car, so forget about it. - I have no need for computer games. No thanks. - Not wanting any wine, beer or other liquor. Sorry. - Please, no sport tickets or any pop performers. Thanks. - I will not be Tweeting, so not wanting any [...]benafia
- Late December Skyscapes In The Southwest US= = == = Late December Skyscapes In The Southwest US - -A schizophrenic tree? - - -More on my nature blog below- Colors Of Arizona - = - - - - - - - Posted in home photos, nature, Photos, weather Tagged: Arizona scenes, December Moon, Fall Foliage, Tree Colors, With Reason To Wonderbenafia
- Taxing Away Your Freedom!!! ; NOT!= WHY CUTTING TAXES, AS A POLITICAL POSITION MANDATE, IS ACTUALLY CUTTING INTO FREEDOM = –WONDER HOW “CONSERVATIVE” SURFACE POLITICAL SHELL GAMES ARE ACTUALLY GAMING YOUR RIGHTS AND LIBERTIES AWAY? = From Truthout, an article about the relationships between taxes and freedom. Not the same as the “tax and spend liberals” ruse use […]benafia
FROM THE MOUTHS OF BABES or kids say the darndest things
Tags: Bible humor, children explain the Bible, from the mouths of babes, funny kids comments, humor
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This was an e-mail I received without known authors or origin. Yet I think we can all have a non political interlude in this nation. The same nation where during the Pledge of Allegiance I would say; … “and to the Republic where witches stand.”
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Here it is;
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KIDS WERE ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE OLD AND NEW TESTAMENTS. THE
FOLLOWING STATEMENTS ABOUT THE BIBLE WERE WRITTEN BY CHILDREN. THEY HAVE NOT
BEEN RETOUCHED OR CORRECTED. INCORRECT SPELLING HAS BEEN LEFT IN.
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1. IN THE FIRST BOOK OF THE BIBLE, GUINESSIS. GOD GOT TIRED OF
CREATING THE WORLD SO HE TOOK THE SABBATH OFF.
2. ADAM AND EVE WERE CREATED FROM AN APPLE TREE. NOAH’S WIFE WAS
JOAN OF ARK. NOAH BUILT AND ARK AND THE ANIMALS CAME ON IN PEARS.
3 .. LOTS WIFE WAS A PILLAR OF SALT DURING THE DAY, BUT A BALL OF FIRE
DURING THE NIGHT.
4. THE JEWS WERE A PROUD PEOPLE AND THROUGHOUT HISTORY THEY HAD
TROUBLE WITH UNSYMPATHETIC GENITALS.
5. SAMPSON WAS A STRONGMAN WHO LET HIMSELF BE LED ASTRAY BY A JEZEBEL
LIKE DELILAH.
6. SAMSON SLAYED THE PHILISTINES WITH THE AXE OF THE APOSTLES.
7. MOSE S LED THE JEWS TO THE RED SEA WHERE THEY MADE UNLEAVENED BREAD
WHICH IS BREAD WITHOUT ANY INGREDIENTS.
8, THE EGYPTIANS WERE ALL DROWNED IN THE DESSERT. AFTERWARDS, MOSES
WENT UP TO MOUNT CYANIDE TO GET THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
9. THE FIRST COMMANDMENTS WAS WHEN EVE TOLD ADAM TO EAT THE APPLE.
10. THE SEVENTH COMMANDMENT IS THOU SHALT NOT ADMIT ADULTER Y.
11. MOSES DIED BEFORE HE EVER REACHED CANADA THEN JOSHUA LED THE
HEBREWS IN THE BATTLE OF GERITOL.
12. THE GREATEST MIRICLE IN THE BIBLE IS WHEN JOSHUA TOLD HIS SON TO
STAND STILL AND HE OBEYED HIM.
13. DAVID WAS A HEBREW KING WHO WAS SKILLED AT PLAYING THE LIAR. HE FOUGHT
THE FINKELSTEINS, A RACE OF PEOPLE WHO LIVED IN BIBLICAL TIMES.
14. SOLOMON, ONE OF DAVIDS SONS, HAD 300 WIVES AND 700 PORCUPINES.
15. WHEN MARY HEARD SHE WAS THE MOTHER OF JESUS, SHE SANG THE MAGNA
CARTA.
16. WHEN THE THREE WISE GUYS FROM THE EAST SIDE ARRIVED THEY FOUND
JESUS IN THE MANAGER.
17. JESUS WAS BORN BECAUSE MARY HAD AN IMMACULATE CONTRAPTION.
18. ST. JOHN THE BLACKSMI TH DUMPED WATER ON HIS HEAD.
19. JESUS ENUNCIATED THE GOLDEN RULE, WHICH SAYS TO DO UNTO OTHERS
BEFORE THEY DO ONE TO YOU. HE ALSO EXPLAINED A MAN DOTH NOT LIVE BY SWEAT
ALONE.
20. IT WAS A MIRICLE WHEN JESUS ROSE FROM THE DEAD AND MANAGED TO GET
THE TOMBSTONE OFF THE ENTRANCE.
21. THE PEOPLE WHO FOLLOWED THE LORD WERE CALLED THE 12 DECIBELS.
22. THE EPISTELS WERE THE WIVES OF THE APOSTLES.
23. ONE OF THE OPPOSSUMS WAS ST. MATTHEW WHO WAS ALSO A TAXIMAN.
24. ST. PAUL CAVORTED TO CHRISTIANITY, HE PREACHED HOLY ACRIMONY WHICH
IS ANOTHER NAME FOR MARRAIGE.
25. CHRISTIANS HAVE ONLY ONE SPOUSE. THIS IS CALLED MONOTONY.
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