OBAMA, CLINTON, VS. MCCAIN

POLLS

A poll on the news today, has Republicans believing Obama has a near 3 to 1 advantage to Clinton in a contest with John McCain. At least that is what I thought it meant, as I only saw one second of that poll on the screen. Instantly they went to a whole different poll about a different angle on who would win if they were caught balancing a ball on their nose. Might as well have been.

A poll by any other name would smell as sweet?

Now this is a new poll so up to date, it has not been taken yet!

It has just been determined that the election for president is officially over. The winner will be Poll Poll, by a wide enough margin to keep the presidency from now on.

50+ years and I have never been asked.

I took a poll on that. It was determined I do not fit into any worthwhile demographic. So I commissioned another poll that said; Would you put this guy into a polls data base if you were given a dollar after? No. So that poll, which used to be highly reliable, has been determined to have somehow gone berserk.

Then I commissioned a similar one that said; Would you put this guy into your polls data bank if he we gave you one thousand dollars and promised he would say you are the best person there ever was. Well! Jackpot! A whopping 99%, almost as pure as Ivory Soap, said unequivocally; “Heck Yes!

Now I am polled all the time and never have any money. Soon the phone will be cut off.

This story is true! Only it is all a big fat lie.

Well that is yet another lie.  Only the part from the nose balancing down is a fib, or as a focus group suggested; a misstatement.

Thanks for answering our call.

Your check will be in the mail.

Just look into the crystal POLL

BLOG WITH HAT

HAT ON BLOGGER

Sometimes it is necessary to blog with a hat on. Like when you just take a flowers photo, then hurry it onto your blog for some gardener ideas of urgency.

Yeah. That sounds like an explanation that might work on someone.

Actually, I was just out in the sun. Of course.

But, there is now a whole new world of clothing for the do it yourself blogger, the independent blogger, unafraid of what the world thinks of how they look and what they wear. The; I did it my way bloggers. A whole catalog just for these maverick minds of the nether under ether cyber space worlds. Where we blog in the same space but not the same place. Or is that time? Clothes even for those who blog in the nude, or never blog on Sundays. We have got the outfits to make those other independent one of a kind bloggers jealous!

BE THE FIRST ON YOUR BLOG TO BLOG IN STYLE!

Watch your stats soar!

How will that graph portray your billion visits a day? A line to the moon! Alice. (Honeymooner’s reference.)

Who knew that with just the right attire, you could become the penultimate blog?

Not me.

NATIONAL POETRY MOTH

NATIONAL POETRY MOTH

Would it be the moon

or a shimmer of your wing

I come to the light

at the tunnel end of darkness

I come into you

the dream

and I receive pain

the light blinds

but still I persist

your appeal is addiction

I live in resignation

to the fate of attraction

I could not resist

typing into fire

becoming gas and ash

all to be more near

to bring into my eyes

the light that you are

the pain I ignore

for it comes with life

but why must I

live just to die?

Oh?

You said poetry month!

Forget about it.

STUFF WHITE PEOPLE BLAH

YOU KNOW THE FUNNY THING ABOUT THOSE WHITE PEOPLE? THEY BUY…

It might be that I am iconoclastic, but I almost never pay any attention to the top WordPress departments. I guess they go for diversity. I notice the biggest one, as it is on for about two seconds before I am on my way.

I dislike visually that big black RP of whomever. I’m getting old, and it reminds me of the REST IN PEACE initials or something. Another one looks like some kind of demented murderers half image, so I rush away. But all of this is a subjective digression.

I will not be going to the newly famous site bought by Target on WordPress, called; the crap white people stuff their lives with.

What?

I quickly set up accounts with names like; Brown people do this with their money, Italians like to be blank in the afternoon, Lithuanians are full of blank in winter, Yellow is the mellow color to be to buy blank, The most bestest blog there ever like was for…, Did you know, everyone who post on this site has…? etc. I want to get in on the separation-alienation of individual identities action. I hope Wallmart is noticing.

APRIL FOOLS!

What do you mean?

It’s still April isn’t it?

There’s one day?

You have got to be kidding me!