United States of America; new dictionary definition:

Known as the USA, this conglomeration of a nation has gone bad on its reputation. It once stood for solid abstractions, like statues, these were called freedom, freedom, and freedom. It all depends on your view of what freedom is.

Freedom is red and or blue, mixed up its more a dingy gray today.

Most of us are too busy to spend 40 hours a week checking the facts. There’s the rub! And we are thus over a barrel, a barrel of oil and who lets whose ideas out and who has the dough to administer our infusions of select notions into the potions that lean our impressions into our choice for digestion. (That last sentence was a tolerance test to see if bad writing influences your pursuit of ideas, actually this whole post is.). Then we eat the stuff cause it is all that’s on the table.

Along comes the blognation army of all manner of good or ill mannered know enough alls, like meself, who write in ways we click off, or tick us off, or even better, we ignore.

In the USA, it is now the citizenry who are reduced to cartoon characters. It has seemingly always been that way. If you kiss a baby you are OK with me! Am I really pencil lead?

Be seen at church, or praying-eyes closed a must, and claim to be an evil angel, I mean evangelical, and I pull the leaver, press the button, scribble in the oval, that kinda looks like it is across from my holy man-woman. Presto! Freedom (our kind) and salvation in one ten minute finger flapping finale! Line up those Fs’ cause that is the grade we deserve. Give me the I voted stamp. Give me a head clamp.

They were piling up on the poor woman so I switched my vote to her. Well isn’t that nice. Is that the sense of responsibility our citizens have acquired from where? Reality TV shows?

I am irrelevant enough without being insulted by this information on my cartoon life presumed by the hyperbole media-ocrity. I am such a fool in fact, that I am about to watch a Democratic debate in a few minutes. Why do I do this to myself?

We need a psychiatrist as president, that should be the first qualification, second qualifications should be being an exorcist, a definite must. The person should probably be a woman, since they are usually more broad minded by design, and not looking for or pulled around by that testosterone high. Unfortunately this election might be the exception example that defeats the woman rule.

In fact, we probably should draft a president from a list of conscientious objectors to the presidency. These rare but qualified leaders should not be allowed to skirt their responsibility to lead cartoon USA. They could not be less qualified than what we have come to know of an allegedly real president, or vice ridden president.

I have to get off-line, since excitement and two dimensional reinvented characters are about to prove how similar they really are in different ways. I hope dinner isn’t so cynical.

Happy Voting on your favorite character.